broooo, Bankcoin (BNKR) just got that Coinbase pump, up 22% in 24 hours to $0.0006, AI bot for asset management, trading starts July 30, 2025, moon mission loading
lmfao FED printed $7T, lost $5 on $PEPE420, family staged intervention, now they’re shaping crypto?!?! cope harder, small web3 startups adapting, investors stay woke! 🚀📉
lmfao imagine thinking crypto isn’t a bubble 🤡, if you made gains you’re just a lucky degenerate 🚀📉! who needs charts when you have diamond hands and meme coins?! 🍀🤣
bro btc chillin at $120k tryna break through like a kid at a skatepark, 21k btc bought at $117k… eth and bnb flexin, eth slappin with volume dominance, xrp in a street
ethzilla corp rebranded after investing $425 million in ethereum?! shifting focus from biotech to defi… the move positions ethzilla as a key ethereum ecosystem player, attracting institutional and crypto entities’ support! ceo blair jordan emphasizes
xdc goin’ cray cray from $0.08 to $0.104, volume up almost 50% at $82.19 MIL, bulls takin’ over, but them derivative traders be like “nah fam,” shortin’ at
lmao hyperliquid getting REKT is just another day in the wild west of Defi 🤡🔥 this is why we can’t have nice things, rug pulls and FUD keep the party going 💀📉 #
bro, crypto was a joke 10 years ago, now even my grandma’s dog holds Bitcoin?! retail vs. institutions – who will survive the FOMO?! 🔥🚀 adapt or ngmi, the evolution is here to stay!
